Justification for massive froggification

It's difficult to explain to humans how the world is seen by the frog, but an image is worth a thousand words… and it's part of the long-term froggification conspiracy. Lets hop for the best!
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Friday 23 October 2009

Da' way of Da' Fro'

When you get an aquarium with tadpoles you must put a rock in the middle of it, that's to help evolution; it's an obstacle for tadpoles to have the incentive to climb up and lose their tails, so their legs can begin to develop. They can't learn to hop without a problem to solve. A tadpole will always remain a tadpole unless it finds obstacles to force its grow, and eventually make the transformation into a more mature creature. Now, you're a human in process of froggification, my useful reader, so give thanks to life about those hard obstacles and barriers in front of you, because one day, with the help of the Frog Alliance, you'll become a full grown, beautiful, mature and perfect being: a frog. The obstacles you face in this life are gifts for your perfection. See your problems in life with a calm face, somehow like a frog, and understand that your difficulties have a purpose for you: your struggle improves your amphibious beauty.
Have this image as a reminder of how a frog like you climbs over its problems; you're going that way, my future amphibious worshipper.


Posted by runnerfrog at 8:49 pm

6 comments:

  1. Will DoohanOctober 27, 2009 3:09 am

    I hope I am not damned for killing tadpoles when I was a foolish drunk teenager one day.

    I like the idea of change thru hardship as a biological and spiritual evolution.

    I just noticed your monkey,,,er, umm, Frokey! :-D

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  2. runnerfrogOctober 27, 2009 9:46 am

    You are doomed. You must repent now by licking frogs.

    As Albert was the first monkey in outer space, Frokey is the first froggified monkey; its ponderings clearly show that.

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  3. StargazerOctober 28, 2009 9:47 pm

    As Peter Gabriel sings, Kiss That Frog

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  4. runnerfrogOctober 28, 2009 11:31 pm

    As Crazy Frog sings, Ring ding ding ding ding
    A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg
    A ring ding ding ding ding
    a Bram ba am baba weeeeeee

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  5. man in paintingNovember 17, 2009 1:18 am

    Hey,runnerfrog..
    you have a great blog here..
    excellent..
    loved everything here..
    me toohad my frog days..
    :)i wrote earlier about my quixotic trips..in a post called 'kiss and the lie'
    you will like it..
    take care froggie
    take care
    Man(frog)in the Painting!lol

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  6. runnerfrogNovember 17, 2009 9:10 am

    Thanks for the praise, my future amphibious worshipper.

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