Da' way of Da' Fro'

When you get an aquarium with tadpoles you must put a rock in the middle of it, that's to help evolution; it's an obstacle for tadpoles to have the incentive to climb up and lose their tails, so their legs can begin to develop. They can't learn to hop without a problem to solve. A tadpole will always remain a tadpole unless it finds obstacles to force its grow, and eventually make the transformation into a more mature creature. Now, you're a human in process of froggification, my useful reader, so give thanks to life about those hard obstacles and barriers in front of you, because one day, with the help of the Frog Alliance, you'll become a full grown, beautiful, mature and perfect being: a frog. The obstacles you face in this life are gifts for your perfection. See your problems in life with a calm face, somehow like a frog, and understand that your difficulties have a purpose for you: your struggle improves your amphibious beauty.
Have this image as a reminder of how a frog like you climbs over its problems; you're going that way, my future amphibious worshipper.

Happy birthday, Anita López!

Anita López, High Commander of Froggification, is celebrating one more turn of the planet since she was born. This means that the planet is following her, good choice! All hail Commander López!

Happy birthday! The frog loves you, fractalized beauty. All the frog can see clearly is your face, the rest is chaos.

A frogstar is born!

Oh, glory day! Today, in the first minutes of October the 21st, A frogstar and spiritual leader is born. Looks like an electrical device, and in a way, it is. Transmits its electrical message just as electricity, and it shocks your socks off with a word! Obey the almighty Frogtal! With the knowledge of the Universe and the precision of mathematics, your world will turn around Frogtal, now and ever and unto ages of ages, Ribbit.
Long live the immortal electrical frog. ;-) Touch the screen!

Our leader, the immaculate green Frogtal, will spread its message of apparent derangeness but actual genius, until the last human is froggified, and once this happens, a new era of peace and sudden electrical shocks will be started.
Lick the screen!
Namaste.